On the Fridge...
The following faux headlines from The Onion, magents courtesy Andy Chworowsky... thanks again for hours of amusement.

Surgeon General Halts Production of Freakish Robotic Governor

President Bush Has Huge Crush On Obese Kazakhstan Senior Citizen

The Golden Girls Linked To Naked McGyver

Pope Coughs Up Fat Hamster (so far the all-round crowd-pleaser...)

Controversial Magic Cheddar Sandwich Apologizes For Nightmarish Fish Tragedy

Dirty Minister Announces Porn Party Without All The Breasts

Back Pain Mom Suddenly Better

Hippie Stoner Homosexual To Revolutionize NRA

Inflatable Dad Explodes Under Pressure

Landfill Assistant Manager Makes Plea For More Waste

Horrible Children Trucked To St. Louis

Sexier Kitchen Staff -- Shittier Portions

Study Reveals Nation Of Americans

National Congress Masturbates On Bus

Senate Cracks Bathroom Grease Trap

White House Declared Insane

Successful Lesbian Crack House Used To Be Gas Station

Islamic Magazine Reports: Bacon Leads To Bleeding

Area Man Evidently Boring Lutheran

Six Year-Old Discovers Black Hole On Local Pastor

Angered By Tia Carrere, God Ends Universe

Green Bay Packers Suck

Local Secretary Breaks Up with Asshole Claymation Puppet

Clinton Purchased Condom For Girlfriend, U.S. Department of Hell Reports
- posted by slaughts @ 12:51 PM

 
Men in Skirts...
Yes, it's all about putting dresses back on the boys. But a truly great line tucked in there amidst all the campy comments about bony knees and gladiators...

Design Review | 'Bravehearts': In the Land of the Free, Who Wears the Skirts?: "I was pleased to share this special moment with him. Discovering that you are ancient history is like losing your virginity. It happens only once. My friend was lucky. Like many who came of age in the 1960's, I saw my youth preserved in aspic before the decade was even over."
- posted by slaughts @ 2:34 AM